求职趣事
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 13.55pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #003399; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"></SPAN></B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"></SPAN> </P><BR><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 13.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">没有人会说求职面试是件有趣的事情。但是，事物没有绝对的。求职现场花样百出，事后看来也很有趣。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 13.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">她两耳插着<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>随身听<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>，边听音乐边说她可以听清考官说的话。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 13.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">有个小伙子穿着运动服来求职，居然要求得到一个副经理的职位。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 13.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">他竟然要求看一看人事主管的简历，以确定对方是否有资格来判定他的水平。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 13.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">一个求职者大言不惭地告诉招聘席上的主持人：<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>我未来的目标就是取代你现在的位置。<SPAN lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 13.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">她说她有足够的资格胜任，如果得不到这份工作，就证明公司管理者都是无能之辈。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 13.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">一个秃头男子突然跑出招聘办公室，下一轮进来时却戴上了假发。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 13.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">一个求职者谈着谈着，竟然提出与人事主管扳手腕：<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>咱们较量较量。<SPAN lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 13.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">她拒绝坐下来谈话，坚持一直站着。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 13.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">她突然中断回答打起手机：<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>妈，今天早晨你问我喜不喜欢那份工作，现在考官也问我，我该怎么回答呀？<SPAN lang=EN-US>” <o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 13.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">他一进办公室就摸出高级打火机并向招聘人员敬烟，而对办公室内<SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>禁止吸烟<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>的标志熟视无睹。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 13.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">她领着自己的一条大狗走进办公室。尽管她很优雅地坐了下来，可那只站立身旁的大狗却冲着考官们气喘吁吁地吐着舌头。</SPAN></P>
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"△她突然中断回答打起手机：“妈，今天早晨你问我喜不喜欢那份工作，现在考官也问我，我该怎么回答呀？” "有点雷人:L
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这是真的吗？回复：求职趣事
我想应该不是真的，呵呵。要是真的话，也只能说林子大了，什么鸟都有:D回复：求职趣事
人生百态啊！回复：求职趣事
人生百态啊！回复：求职趣事
她突然中断回答打起手机：“妈，今天早晨你问我喜不喜欢那份工作，现在考官也问我，我该怎么回答呀？”我也觉得这个雷人:-|回复：求职趣事
△她突然中断回答打起手机：“妈，今天早晨你问我喜不喜欢那份工作，现在考官也问我，我该怎么回答呀？”强人！:!
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有趣有趣
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