城市蚂蚁 发表于 2009-3-23 21:53:00

求职花絮

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">没有人会说求职面试是件有趣的事情。但是，事物没有绝对的。求职现场花样百出，事后看来也很有趣。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">　　</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">她两耳插着</SPAN><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">随身听</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">，边听音乐边说她可以听清考官说的话。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">　　</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">有个小伙子穿着运动服来求职，居然要求得到一个副经理的职位。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">　　</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">他竟然要求看一看人事主管的简历，以确定对方是否有资格来判定他的水平。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">　　</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">一个求职者大言不惭地告诉招聘席上的主持人：</SPAN><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">我未来的目标就是取代你现在的位置。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">　　</SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">她说她有足够的资格胜任，如果得不到这份工作，就证明公司管理者都是无能之辈。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">　　</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">一个秃头男子突然跑出招聘办公室，下一轮进来时却戴上了假发。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">　　</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">一个求职者谈着谈着，竟然提出与人事主管扳手腕：</SPAN><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">咱们较量较量。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">　　</SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">她拒绝坐下来谈话，坚持一直站着。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">　　</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">她突然中断回答打起手机：</SPAN><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">妈，今天早晨你问我喜不喜欢那份工作，现在考官也问我，我该怎么回答呀？</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">　　</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">他一进办公室就摸出高级打火机并向招聘人员敬烟，而对办公室内</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">禁止吸烟</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">的标志熟视无睹。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">　　</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">△</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">她领着自己的一条大狗走进办公室。尽管她很优雅地坐了下来，可那只站立身旁的大狗却冲着考官们气喘吁吁地吐着舌头</SPAN></P>

zherry264 发表于 2009-3-23 23:39:00

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呵呵，很有趣啊

南关月 发表于 2009-3-24 08:30:00

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强人强事！

代班丘比特 发表于 2009-3-24 21:51:00

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确实很强，这种级数的人我还都没碰到过哟。:D

douwencheng 发表于 2009-3-26 08:53:00

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不错，在期待这样的一群人最后能得到一份怎样的工资！！

拓展翟玉 发表于 2009-3-27 18:45:00

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强悍的牛人！

雪落的聲音 发表于 2010-3-13 16:47:00

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挺有意思的，可这样的应聘者好像几乎没有吧？:D

juan8587 发表于 2010-11-27 22:53:16

好有意思啊
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