[转载]搞笑辞职报告模板
<DIV class=postcontent><PRE><DIV class=MsoPlainText style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ''; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG>辞职报告通用版</STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></DIV><BR><DIV class=MsoPlainText style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ''; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"></SPAN></SPAN> </DIV><BR><DIV class=MsoPlainText style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">尊敬的<SPAN lang=EN-US>___________</SPAN>领导： <SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></DIV><BR><P class=MsoPlainText style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">天要下雨，娘要嫁人，生死有命，富贵在天。本来我想在培养我的<SPAN lang=EN-US> ______________</SPAN>公司里工作终老，但是生活是残酷的，巨大的生活压力迫使我抬起头来，去遥望那碧蓝的天空。这时，我多么羡慕那自由飞翔的小鸟，还有那些坐得起飞机的人啊。每个月的开头，我会满心欢喜的拿着微薄的工资去还上个月的欠债，每个月的月中，我为了省钱会努力勒紧裤带，重复性的，每个月末，生活的本色就变成了借钱和躲债。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><BR><P class=MsoPlainText style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">人比人得死。这是句俗话，但确实是亘古不变的真理。看着身边一个个兄弟都出口了，这心里跟火烧似的。看着朋友每月拿着<SPAN lang=EN-US>15%</SPAN>的房贴，车贴，<SPAN lang=EN-US>5</SPAN>、<SPAN lang=EN-US>6</SPAN>百的高温费，几千几万的奖金，这心里就琢磨着，这人与人的差距咋就这么大尼？ <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><BR><P class=MsoPlainText style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">人生数年，弹指一挥间。是的，公司有培训计划，有培养机制，公司会尽量把每一位员工培养成为有理想，有道德，有文化，有纪律的四有新人，工资会涨的，面包会有的，可俺就看不明白，咋你们培养我就要<SPAN lang=EN-US>3</SPAN>年<SPAN lang=EN-US>5</SPAN>年滴，人家咋不用培养就收了俺尼，俺还有多少年来给你培养？到时候，黄花菜都凉喽。人家咋就看得起俺，给俺钱呐？龙入浅水遭虾戏，虎落平原被犬欺啊。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><BR><P class=MsoPlainText style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">佛曰：一枯一荣，皆有定数。圣经上说：欠着我的，我会记下。梁朝伟说：出来混，总归是要还的。主席说：哪里有压迫，哪里就有反抗。小平同志说：贫穷不是社会主义。电视上也说：要爽<SPAN lang=EN-US>K</SPAN>自己。 <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><BR><DIV><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ''; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">因此本人因为个人原因，决定离开已经服务多年的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ''; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">_____________</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ''; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">公司。请求领导批准。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ''; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ''; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ''; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ''; 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