【逗】个性签名汇编
<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: large"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体"><FONT size=4> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">个性签名汇编：</SPAN> </P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 39pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt"><SPAN>1、<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt Times New Roman"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">收银员说：没零钱了，找你两个塑料袋吧。</SPAN> </P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 39pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt"><SPAN>2、<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt Times New Roman"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">我每天可以吃的有限、穿的有限、花的也可以有限，但是开心必须无限。</SPAN> </P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 39pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt"><SPAN>3、<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt Times New Roman"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">我年轻过，你们呢，老过吗？</SPAN> </P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 39pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt"><SPAN>4、<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt Times New Roman"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">最近又胖了，打电话时一笑，脸蛋在话筒那很挤。</SPAN> </P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 39pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt"><SPAN>5、<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt Times New Roman"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">执子之手，将子拖走。</SPAN> </P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 39pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt"><SPAN>6、<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt Times New Roman"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">我的诅咒是你买方便面时没有调料包。</SPAN> </P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 39pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt"><SPAN>7、<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt Times New Roman"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">春天是感冒和感情高发的季节。有人不小心感冒了，有人不小心恋爱了，我属于前者。</SPAN> </P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 39pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt"><SPAN>8、<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt Times New Roman"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">每个人至少有一个梦想，有一个理由去坚强。</SPAN> </P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 39pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt"><SPAN>9、<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt Times New Roman"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">大学的爱情纯真在于能够共同吃方便面，能够谦让着喝汤。</SPAN> </P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 39pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt"><SPAN>10、<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt Times New Roman"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">心若没有栖息的地方，到哪里都是在流浪！</SPAN> </P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 39pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt"><SPAN>11、<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt Times New Roman"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">自由诚可贵，爱情价更高。若为爱情故，我哪样都不抛！</SPAN> </P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 39pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt"><SPAN>12、<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt Times New Roman"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">你明明是一只蜗牛，非要背乌龟的壳，严重超载，你不嫌累呀。</SPAN> </P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 39pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt"><SPAN>13、<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt Times New Roman"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">我和电脑的区别就是电脑用电，我不用。</SPAN> </P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 39pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt"><SPAN>14、<SPAN style="FONT: 7pt Times New Roman"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">我当年也是个痴情的种子，结果下了场雨……淹死了。</SPAN> </P></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN>
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