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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">1.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">你为什么来应聘这份工作。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：以前俺是一只迷途的骡子，现在可算找到组织了。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">2.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">你是怎么知道我们招聘这个职位的呢？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：一个合格的员工除了要有骡子般的身体以外，还必须有猎狗一样的嗅觉。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">3.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">我们为什么要聘你呢？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：俺吃的少，拉的多。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">4.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">你认为自己最大的优点是什么？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：像骡子一样吃苦，像工蜂一样耐劳，像猎狗一样忠诚。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">5.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">你认为你自己最大的弱点是什么？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：除了干活就是个</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">**</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">6.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">你最喜欢的大学课程是什么？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：《畜牧学》和《马屁学》。《畜牧学》让俺体会到什么是生产力，《马屁学》让俺理解到什么是生产关系，受益匪浅。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">7.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">你能为我们公司带来什么呢？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：表率作用，让所有员工都觉得自己是世界上最幸福的人</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">――</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">全世界都羡慕俺。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">8.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">你对薪金有什么期望呢？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：俺属奶牛型</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">――</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">吃的是草，挤的出来的奶。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">9.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">除了工资，还有什么福利最吸引你？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：加班！</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">――</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">谁跟俺提钱俺跟谁急！</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">10.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">你对加班有什么看法？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：加班可以延年益寿，加班有利于健康，俺不加班就上吐下泄头昏脑涨外加抽筋，加班可以减肥（美容），加班可以缓解交通压力，加班有利于计划生育（有利于世界和平）</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">11.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">你怎样赢得顾客？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">A</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">嘴巴能把稻草说成金条；</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">B</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">脸皮象城墙一样厚；</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">C</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">心像锅底一样黑；</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">D</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">手像芥末一样辣。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">12.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">你如何看待忠诚？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：俺是老板的一条狗，守在公司大门口，他让咬谁就咬谁，让咬几口就咬几口。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">13.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">最能概括你自己的一句话是什么？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：千万不要把俺当人！</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">14.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">你对我们公司有什么认识？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：基本上尽善尽美，只是管理上有个小小的纰漏：俺曾经冒充贵公司推销员，睁了十几万元，居能没有人发现。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">15.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">人才阿！除此以外，你有过什么前科？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：吃喝嫖赌抽，坑蒙拐骗偷，踢寡妇门，掏祖宗坟，基本上就没有了。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">16.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">稀缺人才！那么你有过什么职场业绩？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：俺曾经将一只臭了一个月的烤鸭卖给一个老头，又卖给了他一批假药，还卖给了他一副棺材，最后，他死的时候还给了俺一大笔遗产</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">――</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">不好意思！</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">17.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">经典案例！可以写进</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">“MBA”</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">教案。你心目中的偶像是谁啊？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：以前是和（砷）老总，周（扒皮）老总，黄（世仁）老总，南（霸天）老总，葛（朗台）老总，现在是咱们</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">X</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">老总。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">18.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">你最大的理想是什么？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：回到奴隶社会，找到自我。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">19.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">你的座右铭是什么？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：只有工作狂才能生存。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">20.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">你如何看待要向你年轻的上司汇报工作呢？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：那是俺的福分</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">――</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">俺是属孙子的，他们人小，可长在辈分上。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">21.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">你能把过去的工作做的更好吗？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：当能，以为俺一直在挑战自我，过去俺每天工作十四小时，现在俺的目标是每天工作十八小时。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">22.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">总体而言，你认为一个合格的员工应该具备那些素质？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：骡子般的体魄和耐性，狗一样的嗅觉和忠诚，狼一样的进取心，还有蜗牛般的食欲。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">23.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">当工作需要你贡献肉体是，你如何面对？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：嘻！有这么好的差事也不早点告诉人家！俺还处于</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">“</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">联想</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">”</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">向</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">“</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">奔腾</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">”</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">的过度阶段</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">――</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">百分之一百的</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">“</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">罐装货</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">”</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">。什么？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">“</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">罐装货</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">”</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">您不懂，嗨，就是没有开封，外表冷漠，内心狂热的那种。反正闲着也是闲着，不是有句名言来着：</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">“</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">刀儿不磨要生锈，脑子不用要落后</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">”</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">24.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">你的身体状况如何？有什么疾病史没有？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答：就要看和谁比了，和骡子比要强一些，和恐龙比可能要略差一点。其他毛病一概没有</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">――</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">斗胆问一句：工作狂算不算病？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">25.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">作为被面试者，请给我们打一下分。</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答（羞羞答答扭扭怩怩）：您沉鱼落雁羞花闭月倾国过倾城国色天香比贵妃风韵比貂禅苗条比西施味香比昭君貌美</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">――</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">缺点是，回头率太高，容易引起交通隐患。（对女考官）</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">26.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">看帖不回帖者，你认为如何呢？</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> 答（愤怒状</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">......</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">）：说明各种生活能力低下，被社会所淘汰，没单位录取的！我可不是那种人！</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">27.</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">恭喜你。参加下轮复试</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN class=style11><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">！</SPAN></SPAN><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-font-kerning: 18.0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P>
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