jhzhuzy 发表于 2009-6-23 18:22:00

新对偶(不知是谁写的,太有才了)

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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">水对云,池对洼。噪蝉对鸣蛙。假话对真绩,实干对浮夸。雾里影,镜中花。琵琶对喇叭。会海有鱼鳖,文山无桑麻。依样转发因紫莽,照本传达为乌纱。善走过场,高论从不着地面,多搞形式,大名得以到天涯。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #222222"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">山对水,叶对花。暮雨对朝霞。净化对污染。俭朴对奢华。富人宅,贫民家。香酒对苦茶。绣阁醉闲人,枯枝栖倦鸦。柴门数月无肉菜,宾馆常年倒鱼虾。雨雪纷飞,下岗工人寻温饱。觥筹交错,升官干部庆腾达。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #222222"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">云对雨,柳对荷。游玩对吃喝。包厢对套间。曼舞对轻歌。快活楼,安乐窝。野汉对娇娥。为官心有色,饮酒面无酡。寻欢撒出百把钱,做人丧尽一生德。干群会上,为党为民意调少;风月场中,依花依柳情语多。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #222222"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">直对曲,正对邪。污浊对清洁。先生对小姐。大款对小妾。钱哗哗,声嗲嗲。丢脸对失节。绿帘进野凤,红花招浪蝶。染缸酱水横大路,黑市鱼腥贯长街。长舍贱身,今夜枝秀宠似玉;三陪薄命,明朝花谢弃如鞋。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #222222"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">虚对实,圆对缺。庸才对俊杰。嘴尖对皮厚。腹空对心邪。肝一霉,腿必瘸。浮名对实学。工作不能干,待遇却善攫。败叶随风笑其乐,金豆落泥空自嗟。胡戴头衔,直拿事业当游戏;乱批职称,如助盗贼去打劫。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #222222"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">彼对此,雄对雌。猿啼对马嘶,抓权对谋利。明打对暗踢。分派别,建嫡系。马屁对牛皮。胡搅无清水,乱击有烂泥。两犬相咬嘴毛同,双鳖互亲气味一。敢论政绩,摘乌纱方可铲也;怕遇裙带,护紫绶必相怜之。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #222222"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">平对仄,正对歪。贵妇对荆钗。一顺对百难。暖阁对寒宅。内务长,外交才。送往对迎来。开门勤纳客,收礼广聚财。丈夫卡人为图利,妻子贪心必成灾。多行不义,苍天未报奇也夫;尽做非为,大地能容怪矣哉!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #222222"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">善对恶,巧对乖。枣裂对瓜歪。贪官对劣吏,畸体对怪胎。天天捣,月月拍。难合对易拆。世间笑中刀,社会身上癌。三个小人府衙站,千位贤才市井埋。不见腿跪,硬将玉杯做细石,只赏头低,便立朽木当良材。</SPAN></P>

抽烟先生 发表于 2009-6-23 18:29:00

回复:新对偶(不知是谁写的,太有才了)

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