风雨独行01 发表于 2009-8-14 12:04:00

爆笑，保证能逗女生开心的笑话！

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cantong 发表于 2009-8-14 13:33:00

回复：爆笑，保证能逗女生开心的笑话！

看看,哈哈,有意思

木里果子 发表于 2009-8-14 13:43:00

回复：爆笑，保证能逗女生开心的笑话！

呵呵 搞笑版

木里果子 发表于 2009-8-14 13:56:00

回复：爆笑，保证能逗女生开心的笑话！

娱乐一下 放松一下

hsnjfhr 发表于 2009-8-14 16:26:00

回复：爆笑，保证能逗女生开心的笑话！

一只小甲鱼诡秘地眨眨眼睛:"知道吗?我在一家高级饭店的厨房供职."
"你又瞎扯!"老鼠笑道.
"我不骗你,"甲鱼认真起来,"那儿把我的洗澡水端去做汤了."

hsnjfhr 发表于 2009-8-14 16:28:00

回复：爆笑，保证能逗女生开心的笑话！

一只蜗牛正在路上行进,后面来了一直乌龟从他身上碾了过去.于是蜗牛被送去急救.当蜗牛神志恢复清醒后,警察问他当时的情况,蜗牛则回答到:"我不记得了,当时他的速度太快了."

如愿以偿 发表于 2010-3-5 11:37:00

回复：爆笑，保证能逗女生开心的笑话！

好笑么？回个贴看看

wangzhichao 发表于 2010-3-26 12:48:00

回复：爆笑，保证能逗女生开心的笑话！

看一下,是不是真的
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