爆笑词典（开心一笑）
<h1><span class="emlink">【转】</span>爆笑！！顶下</h1><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";
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ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">八戒，别以为你站在路灯下就是夜明猪了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family:
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2.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:
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mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">每当我错过一个女孩，我就在山上放一块砖，于是，这世界便有了长城。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family:
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3.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:
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mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">高考成绩出来了，老师长出一口气对我说：其实没考上，对你和大学都是一种幸福。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family:
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4.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:
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mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">拜托不要叫他动脑子好不好－－左脑全是水，右脑全是面粉，不动便罢了，一动全是浆糊。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family:
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5.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:
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mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">孔子不能解决的问题，老子帮你解决。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family:
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6.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:
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mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">没有不透风的墙，没有不能上吊的梁。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family:
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7.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:
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mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">我一失足成大瘸子，再回首又闪了腰。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family:
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8.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:
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mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">如果你骂我，我就变成一面镜子！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family:
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9.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:
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mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">我不喜欢整理房间，他们都叫我乱室英雄。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family:
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10.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:
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mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">希望似火，失望如烟，人生就是七处点火，八处冒烟</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family:
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11.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:
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mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">合久必分，分久必合；喝酒必疯，逢酒必喝。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family:
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12.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:
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mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">你说你会等我回来，你确实等了，还找了一个人一起等。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family:
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13.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:
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mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">名人就是出名前别人不知道他是谁，出名后他不知道自己是谁的人。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family:
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14.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:
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mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">我的世界忽然开始下雪，天啊！请不要在我身旁梳头发了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family:
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15.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:
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mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">我喜欢交朋友，尤其是女朋友。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family:
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16.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:
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mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">愚者坐以待毙，智者坐以待币。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family:
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mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">一个胖子居然自称自己不是个粗人。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family:
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mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">谎言与誓言的区别在于：一个是听的人当真了，一个是说的人当真了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family:
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19.</span><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:
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mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">我们在梦里走了很多路，醒来后发现自己还在床上。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family:
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mso-fareast-language:ZH-CN;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">真羡慕你这么年轻就认识我了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.5pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";
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回复：爆笑词典（开心一笑）
看完之后，我确实开心的笑了，顶一下～～～回复：爆笑词典（开心一笑）
哈哈哈哈不错不错
好笑
回复：爆笑词典（开心一笑）
呵呵，有意思回复：爆笑词典（开心一笑）
蛮好玩的哦！回复：爆笑词典（开心一笑）
在梦里射了很多次，醒来后发现自己还是光棍！回复：爆笑词典（开心一笑）
蛮有道理回复：爆笑词典（开心一笑）
真羡慕你这么年轻就认识我了~~~O(∩_∩)O哈哈~回复：爆笑词典（开心一笑）
很经典哦！有味道！
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