【招聘会上的经典求职趣闻】
<P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">招聘会上的求职现场果然是花样百出啊！呵呵，不过真本事才是求职的硬条件啊！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">☆呵呵<SPAN lang=EN-US>~~</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">推荐一个不错的学习网——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 8.0pt">中华管理学习网</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">http://www.100guanli.com/</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">，我看了对自己还是有些帮助的，大家都来看看，充充电<SPAN lang=EN-US>~~~</SPAN>免得自己以后出去求职也发生这样的笑话哦<SPAN lang=EN-US>~~~o(</SPAN>∩<SPAN lang=EN-US>_</SPAN>∩<SPAN lang=EN-US>)o</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">3.</SPAN><FONT face=宋体><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ？？; mso-hansi-font-family: ？？; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">双向选择</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ？？; mso-hansi-font-family: ？？; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT face=宋体>到招聘会，见展位就投简历。其中一个展位实在没的投，直接投了个招副总的。招聘的</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">MM</SPAN><FONT face=宋体><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ？？; mso-hansi-font-family: ？？; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">看着我说：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ？？; mso-hansi-font-family: ？？; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">你觉得我们现在就把这个公司交给你，我们放心吗？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ？？; mso-hansi-font-family: ？？; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">我说：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ？？; mso-hansi-font-family: ？？; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">有啥不放心的，我们是双向选择嘛！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ？？; mso-hansi-font-family: ？？; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">到一外企应聘，人家问我选择理由，神差鬼使的，我竟然说了句：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ？？; mso-hansi-font-family: ？？; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">师夷长技以制夷！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ？？; mso-hansi-font-family: ？？; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">遂被当场赶出。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">5.</SPAN><FONT face=宋体><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ？？; mso-hansi-font-family: ？？; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">老板，要招小工吗？</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ？？; mso-hansi-font-family: ？？; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">虽然只想当个小工，但要去北京最大的人才市场找工作，总得穿得像个样儿吧！公共场合可不能出丑。于是俺穿着西装，打着领带，皮鞋擦得倍儿亮就上路了。到了人才市场，只见人山人海，密不透风。俺并没有往里面挤，心想：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ？？; mso-hansi-font-family: ？？; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">凭俺这条件，找个小工岂不是小菜一碟！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ？？; mso-hansi-font-family: ？？; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">于是俺等啊，等啊，等到太阳下山，也没人来招聘俺。眼看就要没戏了，这时有个人快步走过来，俺连忙整理了一下头发，只要他开口，无论什么条件，俺都答应了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
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