[极品笑话]赵本山问小沈阳
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">赵本山问小沈阳：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">凯美瑞这车钢板有没有<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 /><ST1:CHMETCNV w:st="on" UnitName="公分" SourceValue="0" HasSpace="False" Negative="False" NumberType="1" TCSC="0">１公分</ST1:CHMETCNV>厚？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P></SPAN> <BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小沈阳：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">没有。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">” <O:P></O:P></SPAN> <BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">赵本山：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">里面有厕所吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”<O:P></O:P></SPAN> <BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小沈阳：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">没有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><O:P></O:P></SPAN> <BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">赵本山：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">有刹车吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”'<O:P></O:P></SPAN> <BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小沈阳：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">有？还是没有？大叔你说呢？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”<O:P></O:P></SPAN> <BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">赵本山：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">你卖车还是我卖车你问我？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”<O:P></O:P></SPAN> <BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小沈阳：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">没有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><O:P></O:P></SPAN> <BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">赵本山：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">这个可以有。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”<O:P></O:P></SPAN> <BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小沈阳：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">这个真</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">...</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">没有。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”<O:P></O:P></SPAN> <BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小沈阳</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">:“</SPAN><ST1:PERSONNAME w:st="on" ProductID="毕"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">毕</SPAN></ST1:PERSONNAME><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">老师</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">你知道开车最痛苦的是什么吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”<O:P></O:P></SPAN> <BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">老毕：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">呵呵！是什么</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”?<O:P></O:P></SPAN> <BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小沈阳</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> : “</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">是开着开着发现刹车没了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”.<O:P></O:P></SPAN> <BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">赵本山</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">:“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">你快拉倒吧</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">知道开车最最痛苦的是什么吗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">是开着开着急刹车，刹是刹住了，后面跟着一辆凯美瑞</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><O:P></O:P></SPAN> <BR>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小沈阳：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我总结了一下，人选车不能太随便。凯美瑞这车啊就是这样，一脚踩下去，车站住了，这一回就过去了，一脚踩下去，车没站住，这一辈子就过去了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Verdana','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。</SPAN></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
回复：[极品笑话]赵本山问小沈阳
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呵呵，路过回复：[极品笑话]赵本山问小沈阳
这个看过了，模仿不差钱哈回复 2F 谋事在人０８ 的帖子
挺好的,再来一个回复：[极品笑话]赵本山问小沈阳
一笑而过，每天都有好心情。。。。回复：[极品笑话]赵本山问小沈阳
haha.........回复: [极品笑话]赵本山问小沈阳
<P>呵呵，笑过。。。</P>回复：[极品笑话]赵本山问小沈阳
貌似再说凯美瑞的刹车不好~
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