外资银行、国有银行和四大的区别
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 宋体;"> 三个人，分别来自外资银行，国有银行跟四大，在一次意外事故身亡后，通通在阴曹地府碰面排队。</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 宋体;"> 阎王跟他们说，因为事发突然，他们都还有一次机会可以打电话回阳间，外资银行的打电话给老婆，交代清楚自己银行的存款要如何处置，一共讲了</span><span lang="EN-US">5</span><span style="font-family: 宋体;">分钟，讲完后他问阎王说要多少钱？</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 宋体;"> 阎王：</span><span lang="EN-US">[</span><span style="font-family: 宋体;">五万元</span><span lang="EN-US">]<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 宋体;"> 他觉得不贵，当场开了张五万元的支票给阎王，便潇洒地走回座位。</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 宋体;"> 国有银行的心想，五分钟五万元？那讲短一点吧！打电话给小老婆，交代清楚自己的股票要如何处置，只讲了</span><span lang="EN-US">2</span><span style="font-family: 宋体;">分钟。讲完后他问阎王说要多少钱？</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 宋体;"> 阎王：打电话给小老婆，五十万元。</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 宋体;"> 他虽然觉得很贵，但还是小</span><span lang="EN-US">case</span><span style="font-family: 宋体;">啦！</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 宋体;"> 当场开了张五十万元的支票给阎王，便开心地走回座位。</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 宋体;"> 最后轮到</span><span lang="EN-US">big four</span><span style="font-family: 宋体;">的员工，他心想，好像讲的越短反而越贵，那当然要多讲一点！</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 宋体;"> 他也没什么存款要跟老婆交代，也没时间更没有钱可以养小老婆，倒是有一堆做不完的公事，当下拨了电话回公司给同事跟老板，把自己还做完的工作都交代的一清二楚。结果一共讲了</span><span lang="EN-US">20</span><span style="font-family: 宋体;">个小时之久，讲完后他问阎王说要多少钱？</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 宋体;"> 阎王：二十元</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 宋体;"> 他吓了一跳，有没有搞错啊，讲那么久才</span><span lang="EN-US">20</span><span style="font-family: 宋体;">元？便跟阎王再确认一下</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 宋体;"> 阎王回答说：因为…从『地狱』打到『地狱』算【网内互打】……</span></p>
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回复：外资银行、国有银行和四大的区别
看完觉得很冷~~~~回复：外资银行、国有银行和四大的区别
O(∩_∩)O~ 有点闷，
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