lee010 发表于 2010-5-14 08:12:00

职场开心一刻

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mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">解</span> <span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;
mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">雇</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:28.0pt"><span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;
mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">　　新来的年轻职员被老板叫去。</span> <span style="font-family:
仿宋_GB2312;mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">“我注意到你，”老板说，“你工作勤奋，而且在每一件小事上都很认真。”</span>
<span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">年轻人面露喜色，期待老板的嘉奖。</span>
<span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">“所以，”老板说，“我不得不解雇你。”</span>
<span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">“天哪，这太不公正了。”</span>
<span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">老板笑着说：“我这里已经有过好几个像你这样的年轻人，后来他们都成了行家，然后突然跑出去自己办公司，拼命想挤垮我们。”</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:28.0pt"><span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;
mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">　　包印一切</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:28.0pt"><span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;
mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">　　</span><span lang="EN-US">3</span><span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">家印刷公司同在一条街上，而且门户相邻。所以竞争激烈，任何一家都怕被其他公司抢去生意。</span>
<span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">一天早晨，一家印刷公司贴出这样的广告：</span>
<span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">“除钞票外，承印一切。”</span>
<span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">结果这家公司一下子挤垮了其他两家公司。牛津管理评论</span><span lang="EN-US"></span><span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;
mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">消息：</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:28.0pt"><span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;
mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">　　贵客临门</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:28.0pt"><span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;
mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">　　一天，英皇乔治三世驻扎在一家乡村小餐馆，午餐吃了两个鸡蛋，吃完叫付账，店主奉上一张</span><span lang="EN-US">2</span><span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;mso-ascii-font-family:
Calibri">英镑的账单。</span> <span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;mso-ascii-font-family:
Calibri">国王看了大为惊奇，问道：“两个鸡蛋就要两英镑，你店里的鸡蛋有点稀罕吧</span><span lang="EN-US">?</span><span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">”店主答道：“小店的鸡蛋并不稀罕，但陛下却是位稀罕的贵客。”</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:28.0pt"><span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;
mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">　　扩建了</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:28.0pt"><span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;
mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">　　马科斯来到餐厅，像以往那样点了饭菜。侍者端上饭菜，马科斯三下五除二扒进口中，又前后顾盼，若有所需。</span>
<span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">侍者忙趋步上前：“先生，我能为您效劳吗</span><span lang="EN-US">?</span><span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;mso-ascii-font-family:
Calibri">”</span> <span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;mso-ascii-font-family:
Calibri">“其他饭菜怎么还不上来</span><span lang="EN-US">?</span><span style="font-family:
仿宋_GB2312;mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">”</span> <span style="font-family:
仿宋_GB2312;mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">“已经上完了，先生。”</span> <span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri">马科斯大惊：“贵餐厅的饭菜，怎么给得这么少</span><span lang="EN-US">?</span><span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;mso-ascii-font-family:
Calibri">”</span> <span style="font-family:仿宋_GB2312;mso-ascii-font-family:
Calibri">“哦，这是您的视觉问题——我们刚刚扩建了餐厅。”</span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p></p></span>

aitong 发表于 2010-5-14 16:07:00

职场开心一刻

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