幽默笑话
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT face=宋体><FONT size=4><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black">1.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老夫妇去拍照，摄影师问：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">大爷，您是要侧光，逆光，还是全光？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black">"</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">，大爷腼腆的说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">我是无所谓，能不能给你大妈留条裤衩？</SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=宋体><FONT size=4><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black">" <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black">2.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">老婆语录：允许你喝醉，允许你勾妹，但晚上必须给老娘归队，如果你敢伤我的心，伤我的肺，老娘一定把你的第三条腿打残废，让你的鸟鸟永远打嗑睡。</SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face=宋体 size=4> </FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN></SPAN><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </SPAN><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black">3.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">两个饺子结婚了，送走客人后新郎回到卧室，竟发现床上躺着一个肉丸子！新郎大惊，忙问新娘在哪？肉丸子害羞的说：讨厌，人家脱了衣服你就不认识啦！</SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=宋体><FONT size=4><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black">4.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">俩老夫妻某日吃晚饭时突发奇想：裸餐！找找从前的感觉！脱光后老太婆道：我还有反应耶！乳</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">房还和年轻时一样发热！老头斜了一眼道：耷拉到汤里了！</SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=宋体><FONT size=4><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black">5.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">四只老鼠吹牛：甲：我每天都拿鼠药当糖吃；乙：我一天不踩老鼠夹脚发痒；丙：我每天不过几次大街不踏实；丁：时间不早了，回家抱猫去咯。</SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=宋体><FONT size=4><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black">6.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">天是蓝的，海是深的，男人的话没一句是真的；爱是永恒的，血是鲜红的，男人不打是不行的；男人如果是有钱的，和谁都是有缘的，男人靠的住，猪都会爬树。</SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=宋体><FONT size=4><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black">7.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">一群蚂蚁爬上了大象的背，但被摇了下来，只有一只蚂蚁死死地抱着大象的脖子不放，下面的蚂蚁大叫：掐死他，掐死他，小样，还他妈反了！</SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=宋体><FONT size=4><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black">8.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">小孩把妓</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">院养的鹦鹉偷回家，一进门，鹦鹉便叫：搬家啦！看见他妈妈又叫：老板也换啦！看见他姐姐又叫：小姐也换了！看见他爸爸又叫：我</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black">cao</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">还是老客！</SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=宋体><FONT size=4><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black">9.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">漫漫人生路，谁不错几步！家庭要照顾，情人也得处！家里有个做饭的，外面养个心善的，对桌坐个好看的，远方有个思念的！保住二，守住一，发展三四五六七！</SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT face=宋体><FONT size=4><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black">10.</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">一只小狗爬上你的餐桌，向一只烧鸡爬去，你大怒道：你敢对那只烧鸡怎样，我就敢对你怎样，结果小狗舔了一下鸡屁股，你昏倒，小狗乐道：小样看谁狠。</SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><FONT face=宋体 size=4> <BR></FONT></SPAN></P>回复：幽默笑话
哈哈,有点意思呀
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