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人都死光了该怎么办？

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人都死光了该怎么办？今天，在沃尔得国际英语的讨论课上，我和大家说了一个小笑话：笑话的名字是人都死光了该怎么办？笑话说出了之后，逗得同学们都大笑，我似乎很有成就感。原来我的笑话是这么的有吸引力呢！笑话如下： Olid Girl was naughty at her schooltime. She always liked to show herself different from the others. One day, the homework was to make a sentence with sad. So Student A did--Tom's mother died, he was so sad. Next, Student B wrote down--Tom's father died, he was so sad. Then, Student C handed in--Tom's grandmother died, he was so sad. And so on. Before long, all of Tom's families died out. "What can I do? All died," thought Olid. But nothing can really trouble this smart girl. After a long thought about, she got it--Tom's dog died, he was so sad. 中文版：臭臭在学生时代很调皮。总喜欢表现得和人家不一样。有一天，家庭作业布置的是：用"忧伤"造一个句子。学生A是这样写的：小红的妈妈死了，小红很忧伤。学生B是这样写的：小红的爸爸死了，小红很忧伤。学生C是这样写的：小红的奶奶死了，小红很忧伤。依据类推，不一会儿，小红全家就死光光了。臭臭心想："人都死光了怎么办？" 但是，小鬼精灵总是有办法的。左思右想之后，她终于有了主意，便写道："小红家的小狗死了，小红很忧伤。"