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发表于 2002-10-22 13:33:00 |只看该作者 |正序浏览
On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow. "Today I have created you! As a job of a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will work all day under the sun! I will give you a life span of 50 years." Cow objected "What?! This kind of tough life you want me to live for 50 years?! Let me have 20 years. The 30 years I'll give back to you, "ok. " So God agreed. On the very second day, God created the dog. God said to the dog,"What you are supposed to do is to sit all day by the door of your house! Any people that come in, you will have to bark at them! I'll give you a life span of 20 years!" Dog objected. "What?! All day long to sit by the door?! No way! I give you back my other 10 years of life!" So God agreed. On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey,"Monkey has to entertain people. You got to make them laugh and do monkey tricks. I'll give you 20 years life span." Monkey objected. "What?! Make them laugh?! Do monkey faces and tricks?! Ten years will do and the other 10 years I'll give you back." So God agreed. On the fourth day, God created man and said to him, "Your job is to sleep, eat, and play. You will enjoy very much in your life. All you need to do is to enjoy and do nothing. This kind of life, I'll give you 20 years of life span." The man objected. "What?! Such a good life! Eat, play, sleep, do nothing?! Enjoy the best and you expect me to live only for 20 years?! No way, man!....OK! Why don't we make a deal? Since Cow gave you back 30 years, Dog gave you back 10 years and Monkey gave you back 10 years, I will take them from you! That makes my life span 70 years, right?" So God agreed. AND THAT IS WHY..... In our first 20 years, we eat, sleep, play, enjoy the best and do nothing much. or the next 30 years, we work all day long, suffer and get to support the family. For the next 10 years, we retire and stay at home, sit in front of the door and bark at people. And the following 10 years, we entertain our grandchildren by making monkey faces and monkey tricks!

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发表于 2002-10-22 13:37:00 |只看该作者

牛,是不是巨蚁再现了?

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发表于 2002-10-22 13:37:00 |只看该作者

哈哈哈,,,我只收到过前两则短信,,没想到后面那么精彩。。。

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发表于 2002-10-22 13:42:00 |只看该作者

now, I am just a cow……

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