Calling in sick

prudence

Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come work today, > > > I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come > work." > > > > The boss says: "Kung Chow I really need you today. When I feel sick > like > > > this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me > > > feel better and I can go to work. You should try that." > > > > Two hours later Kung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and > > > I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."