Ecstasy
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Classic
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc...
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.