Cigarette
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
Love affairs
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Divorce
Future tense of marriage
Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
Dictionary
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.