Diplomat
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Pessimist
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.