towwqq 发表于 2003-7-19 16:29:00


            Diplomat
           A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

towwqq 发表于 2003-7-19 16:30:00

Opportunist
           A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

towwqq 发表于 2003-7-19 16:30:00

Optimist
           A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

towwqq 发表于 2003-7-19 16:30:00

Pessimist
           A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

towwqq 发表于 2003-7-19 16:30:00

Miser
           A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

towwqq 发表于 2003-7-19 16:31:00


            Father
           A banker provided by nature.

towwqq 发表于 2003-7-19 16:31:00

Criminal
           A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

towwqq 发表于 2003-7-19 16:31:00

Boss
           Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

towwqq 发表于 2003-7-19 16:31:00

Politician
           One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

towwqq 发表于 2003-7-19 16:32:00


            Doctor
           A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
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